i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via pizza)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
(via mathsdebater)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via pizza)
